10 Pickup Lines that Will Get you Laid

How to approach women and get noticed

It’s so important to meet women as often as you can. Some people wait for the opportunities to fall into their laps, and even then they are too shy to act on it. How many times have you been in line at a grocery store, doing your laundry or reading at the library when a very interesting girl catches your eye? And what happens when that woman, who is naturally drawn to you asks you a question? Most guys freeze up because they are completely unprepared, or they get freaked out because it’s been too long, or because of some other excuse.

Don’t miss out on another opportunity to talk to a girl.Dating is somewhat of a numbers game. The more you try, the better your chances at finding the right one. That’s where these pickup lines come in handy. Now please, don’t view these as your typical one liners. These are more like conversation starters. The idea is to get the girl to respond positively and hopefully stick around long enough to give you her BBM pin or add you to her contacts.

1. “Hi there! I have to tell you, that is a beautiful bracelet. I’d love to get one like it for my date tomorrow night.” Once she tells you where she got it, ask her to be your date. She’ll be flattered that you appreciate her great taste and it’s a bonus that you’re also interested in her.

2. “Who is your dentist? You have the most beautiful smile.” This is a great compliment to show her you appreciate a woman who takes care of her teeth and also that you like her smile. Listen to her answer and keep eye contact to keep the conversation going.
3. “Can I use your pen? I’d really like to get your number.” If suddenly her pen stops working, improvise! Save her number in your cell phone or memorize it if you have to. You can write it down later when you get the chance.

4. “Hi, nice to see you! You’re so pretty – you look like my next girlfriend.” If she has a sense of humour, she’ll get a kick out of this one. Keep going with a compliment. Tell her what attracted you to go over and speak to her. Girls respond to honesty and humour.

5. “Do you think I can get your number, when you have a minute?” This lets her know that you don’t want to intrude on her time. She’s probably busy, but let her know that you’ll wait for her if you have to. Tell her that you couldn’t let this great opportunity pass.

6. “I’ve never seen anyone like you before. Where do you come from?” This one works really well on women who are exotic looking. Tell her how different she looks and how refreshing it is to see her. She will love hearing that you notice her and appreciate that she is unique.

7. “I see you like milk. I know an Italian place that makes the best Alfredo sauce that I would love to take you to – When are you free?” This one’s a bit long, so make sure that you pause to get her reactions before you rattle the whole thing off. She will be impressed that you want to set a date sometime soon and will already start considering your offer.

8. “I can’t believe I didn’t see you until now. Let me make it up to you over coffee later today?” This line is perfect if you see a girl who looks busy and is about to disappear from your life. She will be intrigued by what you have to say, so make sure that you tell her why you two had to meet.

9. “You have the most incredible hair. What do you say to showing it off while dancing with me tonight?” She’ll be happy about the compliment, but make sure that you keep the conversation going. Ask her about her favourite music and clubs in the area, and then bring focus back to your date.

10. “Sweetheart, do you think you could take a chance on me? I feel so lucky to have met you.” This one works great for the girl that believe in chance and destiny. If she smiles or gives you any type of encouragement, remember to follow up with an offer to spend time together, like going for a walk, going to an art gallery, catching the local pee-wee baseball game, or any other fun activity you had in mind.

Stick to these lines and feel free to improvise and have fun! Just make sure that you don’t wait too long to get around to asking her out. She will see that you’re not very serious if you don’t propose a date. Become a date magnet and don’t let any girl slip through your fingers again.

6 Tips to Getting More Big Ass Sex

A lot of people come to me for sex advice because my friends know that I have had a lot of reliable experiences screwing different people from all over. People come to me for tips on how be in charge of their orgasms and how we achieve the most pleasure with their live webcam partner. The answer that some overly conventional people just don’t to want to hear is anal sex. For electrifying orgasms, big ass sex is definitely the way to go. If you’re a little sceptical, don’t blow me off until you get all the details.

When I first started to experimenting with sexual positions, I didn’t know what to expect. The only thing I knew is that if I wanted to have the best sex, I would have to be brave enough to try new things. And out of all the experiments I did, I can assure that Anal sex was definitely one of the more harmless adventures. While there’s no wrong way to have a live webcam anal sex experience, there’s definitely some secrets that help boost the feeling. Right now there’s some orgasm experts reading this and smiling to themselves, because they know I’m right! Well, I’m going to blow these secrets wide open! Because I think that great sex is a basic human right, I am going to share six of my tips to better anal sex. So, hold on to a big booty and follow me!

Wonder Woman XXX

First of all, when selecting a webcam girl for anal sex, think about her booty. For me, big, firm and juicy does it. Everyone has their own taste but I would say that in general, bigger is better. Here’s one webcam girl, who’s ass makes me want to stand up and cheer!

Roxy Ray

     Next, everyone assumes that anal sex is so painful, when really it gives the highest of climaxes. So why the misunderstanding? This old story probably got started out by a couple who tried it without lube, and this is a no go. Any responsible anal sex fanatic knows that when there’s lube, we’re in the mood.

Colombia Sex Bomb

        Despite what people would like to have you think, there are hundreds of webcam girls just dying to have anal sex… but no one likes to talk about it. So what? Be the one to bring it up. You’ll see her eyes light up when she finally finds someone to act out one of her wildest fantasies. This next webcam girl knows how to show her gratitude.

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The first time having anal sex can be a little scary, but don’t worry - that adrenalin will soon turn to full-fledged excitement! Take your time to get started and take things nice and slow. Naturally things speed up, up, up, all the way to victory. This next girl is up to your speed.

Angelica Divine

  The right position can mean everything to the perfect fuck. Since every pussy and cock is shaped differently, I can’t be overly precise here. What I can tell you is that once you get going and it feels good, but could be better – take it there! Don’t be afraid to move around, change the angle to diagonal, and make adjustments. As you move around you will feel different sensations in each position. When you hit the sweet spot, you’ll know. This next girl knows all about her sweet spot.

Sonia xoxo

My last tip is to remember to have fun! Don’t get stressed out by all of these rules to bedroom fun. Take my suggestions into consideration and you’re sure to have a great time with your playmate. Let loose and you will enjoy the experience even more. Talk dirty, give those firm rolls a tap and see how firm they are. Dress up or undress those hot buns. There’s nothing beter than a sweet peach booty so get into it.



That’s it. These are my personal suggestions to getting the most pleasure from anal sex. Now you can have big ass sex and enjoy it like a pro. The next time someone leaves you their keys, you can cum in from behind.

Until next time, keep that booty moving!

Hot to do an amazing pussy massage or Yoni massage

EXCITE YOUR WOMAN AND MAKE HER SQUIRT
A Pussy massage or Yoni massage is what excites a woman…well this woman anyway!
Do you know how to give a good pussy massage?  If you don't you absolutely need to read this. It might change your sex life forever. Never been able to make your woman squirt? Start by a sensual pussy massage and you just might achieve your goal!

HOW TO DO A PUSSY MASSAGE FROM THE PRACTICE OF TANTRA
(Just a note that the word Yoni is a tantric word for pussy in the following introduction.)

Massage the pussy slowly

Pussy massage is amazing and is mainly used as a foreplay technique.
The Yoni Approaching Eros: There is No Time Not to Go Slowly
We are all going everywhere so fast these days. It is time to slow down. The thing I hear most from women is that they wish for sex to slow down. Slower approach, slower touch, more touch, more savoring.
In slowing down there is the potential for more sensation per square millimeter, so that less can truly be more. Going slow offers the possibility of micro sensations, worlds within worlds of tiny waves of sensation and vibration. Going slow also offers us the possibility to get in touch with and experience our hunger, to be really and truly ready to be touched on our genitals and/or entered.
This assignment is about covering a small amount of ground in twice the amount of time. It is about taking the time to let it unfold, about building heat and hunger and not skipping over any of the really delightful parts.
This practice is about not going anywhere and getting everywhere.
For the giver it is a practice of working the sensitivity of your fingertips and awakening your senses, noticing how your partner is responding. It requires that you not go into your own turn on or rhythm, but that you stay with the tempo and rhythm of your partner. It is also a practice of learning the joy of being in-service to your partner's pleasure, which in turn requires sustained openness to learning. This level of being in tune and present in the moment is a muscle that can be trained.

SLOW DOWN
For those of you receiving it is also a practice of slowing down--not going for the massive fast strokes that you know might get you off, but working towards generating your turn on and being an active participant. Without forcing or pretending, let your partner know with your breath, sounds and body movements what you are experiencing. Being an active participant with your verbal and non-verbal expression of what pleasures you can itself generate heat and turn on. If you don't trust me, put on some sexy music and grind your hips into a pillow for 5 minutes and notice the effect it has on you.
Slowing down gives us time to notice not only the physical sensations but what is going on for us emotionally. A massage done slowly and precisely with great care can be deeply healing for your partner, especially if she has consciously or unconsciously been rushing herself to be "ready" for penetration most of her sexual life.
So don't be surprised if this massage touches her deeply and brings tears of relief, joy or even grief.
Finally, if you are a woman who struggles with trying to have orgasms or having more satisfying orgasms, a slow precise massage which focuses on fully feeling sensation can build your sexual energy so that you have enough charge to orgasm, and so that your orgasm is fuller and more satisfying.


ASSIGNMENT

This is for a person with a Pussy and her partner.
You will need:
A warm comfortable space,
Water-based lubricant
Gloves if applicable
Time: At least 90 minutes for this assignment.
Overview
1. Connecting With The Beloved: Getting connected includes communicating with our love or play partner our wishes, desires and intentions for the session, and also hearing the same from him/her. We may also spend some time in silence, eye-gazing or holding each other.
2. Coming Into the Body: Delicious full body massage mixing deep work, light touch, shoulder massage, hands, feet, scalp or whatever else she loves for a warm up. Pelvic Breathing should be encouraged. Female arousal is generated in part by the hormone Oxytocin, which floods the body with a sense of warmth and well-being. Oxytocin is released and peaks through skin-to-skin contact.
3. Waking Up the Neighborhood: Awakening the feelings of arousal. For most women this starts not at the genitals but over the sensitive parts of the whole body. Slow, light or gliding touch on the back, belly, neck, face, inner elbows and knees, inner thighs, butt. Find out what she likes and just how slow....
4. Unfolding the Flower: Gradual approach to the yoni, cupping with or without rocking and vibrations, light tickling, gentles caresses, exploring the labia. A slow approach, which does not demand immediate opening or wetness. Continuing where Waking the Neighborhood left off, this is a slow tease into arousal.
5. Magic Button: Starting with the lightest tickle, exploring the entire region of the clitoris. The tempo, depth, length, direction, directness and rhythm of the strokes here is both specific to each woman and to any given day. What works one day might not work the next. A tip: Follow her lead.
6. The Temple: From the gateway to the canal and inside, the goddess spot, pressing, thrusting up to fisting. The many ways to be inside.
7. Climax, Aftershocks, Stillness, Reconnection.
Your assignment is to give (or receive) a sensual massage that includes the external genitals and focuses on Steps 1- 5 of this progression with the greatest focus on Step 3, Waking up the Neighborhood.
Take your time. Pay attention.
As the Giver:
Open your heart and allow yourself to feel tender. Communicate this tenderness though your touch.
While giving, watch her face and body for small movements and changes in color or temperature. Notice if her pelvis rocks towards you, away from you or side to side and follow her lead. It may be subtle. Invite her feedback. Encourage breath, movement and sound. If you notice you feel like you should be getting to the next step or if you are afraid to go to the next step breath and notice how she is responding. If you feel completely in the dark, ask her what she is experiencing.

As the Receiver:
Be an active receiver. Breath, move and make sounds. Let your partner know when they are touching you in a pleasurable way.
Notice your level of arousal what is most arousing?
What is least arousing?
What would you like more of?
What would you like less of?
Letting your partner know what you would like more of (as opposed to focusing on what might not be working) is a great way to get more of what you want. Above all, allow yourself to ask your partner to go slower (tempo or approach) if you wish and be patient. It takes time and focus to learn to go slow.
At the end of the massage:
Whether you choose to have an orgasm or not be sure to take the time to share how it was for each of you.
What parts were fun?
Exciting?
Challenging?
What did you learn?
About yourself?
About your partner?
The Yoni in pleasure teaches again and again: There is no time like the now. There has never been any other time but now. Forget everything you think you know and listen to the truth of the present moment. If you take the time to let it unfold, it will and it will be LUSH.

To Enjoy giving PLEASURE is to receive PLEASURE!
The pussy or yoni massage is your free pass to ultimate pleasure!

I for one would totally do anything to pleasure a guy who would take the time to massage my cute little pussy. I'm sure if he does it right he would get me to squirt! We all love a good squirt now don't we!
Give and you shall receive!
Happy massaging!

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Becoming a Hot Camgirl

THE BASICS

Before even becoming a hot cam girl you need to ask yourself a few questions. First of all why do you want to do it. Maybe its because of money, or maybe your a bit of an exhibitionist or maybe you just like to have free sex and are looking for a way to ? Whatever the reason you need to be sure. Once you turn on that webcam for the first time, there is no turning back. There might be and will be naked pictures of you on the internet. So make sure you can live with that! There is no way around it you need to be ready to be seen...naked. You might even become a webcam star so get ready and make sure you understand the consequences of the choice you are making.

A GOOD WEBCAM MEANS BETTER AND FULLER SHOWS

Now that you have thought it through and you are ready, you need a few things. First of all you need a good webcam, Hd if possible and in your budget. There are a lot of great webcams out here for a good price. My next webcam will definitely be a wireless webcam. I will be on livefreefun and take my viewers anywhere I want. For now I am using Logitech Pro 9000 PC Internet Camera Webcam with 8.0-Megapixel Video Resolution and Carl Zeiss Lens Optics. I like it but every person has different needs and budget. I got mine on Amazon for a very reasonable price. You can buy a 3D cam or HD, some have facial recognition and some adjust the light automatically there are so many choices to choose from. Here is a great place to find your perfect webcam with a 2011 review of the top ten best webcam reviews and comparisons. Hope it helps you find which one is right for you. Logitech has a great choice of webcams and i have yet to be disapointed!Make sure you invest in a good webcam, the better the camera, the better the quality, the better you will look and the more people you will have in your chatrooms.

CHOOSE YOUR COMPUTER WISLEY

You will also need a computer. Now a days almost every household has one. You can use portable or not. I personally bought a small portable computer that I dedicated to my webcaming. Keeping all my pictures videos and personal info in that computer only. You can choose from a variety of computers here, or you can visit your local electronic store.

LIGHTING IS EVERYTHING

Let me explain the importance of this point. If you are in a dark room, your webcam image will be very pixelated and shadows will overwhelm your face and body and give you either a disturbing look or an unpolished look. Before opening your webcam to outsiders, make a few lighting tests. Make sure that the lighting advantages you and your body. Better lighting will give you perfect skin and will make you look better than ever on cam. I personally bought for 40$ a fluorescent lighting rack with florescent tubes that imitate light of day which is like being out in the sunlight so you can imagine the difference it makes on your skin. This will make the difference between you looking like an amateur and you looking like a pro. The investment is minimal and the results are enormous.

HIGH SPEED INTERNET

High speed internet is a must. If you do not have a high speed connection you can still cam but some people do not like it when it lags or when the connection stops and cuts. Plus if you are in a private and the connection is weak you might lose your private chat and therefor not make any money.

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU BECOME A HOT CAMGIRL

Of course you already know you have to be 18 + and you will have to show a proof of age. You need to have a good personality and be able to flirt on cam. Flirting will be your best friend and your biggest money maker. If you know how to seduce, you will make alot of money caming and you will also have alot of fun. So get naked, chat and have a free live chat with tons of hot amazing people!!

CREATING A MODEL PROFILE

Once your papers have been signed, sent in and approved, you will be ready to create your profile. Choose a name (not your real one of course) that suits you, that is attractive, and that means something. Be original! Here are a few examples; MzBootylicious, SweetIsabellaX, SweetWild, SoftSensation and so many more. Just look around and find something that is for you and be original. Don't forget, your fans will be calling you that name so you must love it and adapt to it. Once your name is chosen, you must create your profile. Add sexy pictures, videos, descriptions, anything about you. Look around at other profiles and see what others are saying. Make sure it describes you a not someone else. Add you interests, fantasies and what you’re into so people with the same interests can find you. For example, don’t write anal if you’re not into anal because you will have people asking for it every day. There are different categories, you need to choose the appropriate ones for you. Are you a lesbian, pornstar, foot fetish, you like anal? You need to fill in the right info for your profile so you can be found by category. Make sure you have good descriptions and are flirtatious even in writing your profile. People will choose to cam with you because of what is written in your profile so its content is crucial. Your profile pic must be amazing. This what will sell you. It has been proven that those with bad profile pictures get a lot less traffic in their chat rooms. Don’t give too much away in your picture, you must be desirable and leave some for the imagination, if you give everything away they might not be as curious to see you in person. The goal is to get them in your chat room, once they are there, it’s up to you beautiful personality and sexy body to do the rest and keep them there.

Now you know the basics for becoming a hot camgirl, find your right web site ( I personally use LiveFreeFun you can find my profile there and even have a naughty sex chat with me) get a webcam, become a model and make some easy money right from your home! You'll never want to work any where else again! The images used in this blog post were taken from here,here,here and here

How to Webcam Sex

Unofficial guide on how to webcam sex the right way!

Life is short, and nobody will disagree with that. As an interesting point, no-one can be certain that the sun will even come up tomorrow, so what's the point of living a life sheltered from diverse experiences while we all know that they can bring us pleasure without the pain, yes I'm talking about webcam sex.
 There are plenty of things that everybody anonymously feels like trying but most will back off for one reason or another. One of such things is webcam sex chat. When I made a decision to become a webcam model, I learned many things on my adventure which I think might be used as guidelines for those that are going through with it for the 1st time.

The first thing you need to do is look around the internet for the diverse sites at your disposal to simply see what options are open to you. There are numerous credible websites out there, but personally I chose livefreefun not only for the clientele but also for the way they properly treated me and the offers they had for models and for customers. You can also visit cam4 , myfreecams, freesexchat, freecamsexposed, adultcamfriend, slutroulette, adultcamsexposed, exposedwebcams and so many more.  If you are new to webcam sex chat then this would be the very best way to get you started as it's possible to get a preview of what you can expect from a private show with the performer of your preference, ME !

What is Cyber Sex

Cybersex, also called computer sex, Internet sex, netsex, mudsex, TinySex and, colloquially, cybering or conversex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via computer network send each other sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. In one form, this fantasy sex is accomplished by the participants describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. You can find almost everything you want and need to know about the history, the uses and the advantages of cybersex in this article of wikipedia.

Despite the prejudice that many people have, Cybersex and webcam chatting arent that new. They have been around for quite some time now and the idea of it has been used in a few older movies like this scene in Lawnmower Man or even the 2002 movie Simone starring Al Pacino. Even music video's like this one " LA FILLE A PAPA" by Peakafeller,  have been using the concept, making it sexy and using it to their advantage !
If your still wondering what a sex webcam chat looks like you can visit the chat sites I mentionned above or you can check out this video which gives you a general idea of how a webcam sex chat can go about.
Some of you might think that cyber sex is not for you because you are afraid and do not know what to expect. Thats the fun of it :) Its new and exciting and really naughty if you want it to be ! There is something for every taste, you can find couples, solo girls, lesbians, gays and you can also satisfy most fetishes and desires if you can find the right person. That is why it is important to search and ask. Don't be afraid to share what it is you want, you can then utilise your time on the chat to bring you the most pleasure possible.
For those of you who havent experienced the joy of cyber sex yet here are a few simple guidelines and advice to get you on your way to the new world of virtual sex.

Do not be Fearful of Being New

What you want to realize is that we (models) are there to please you and pretty much do what you ask us to within reasonable bounds. You should not feel guilty or shameful as most do when they confess that they are new to this entire thing. In fact, it'd be better if you do that because whoever you'll be talking with is certain to take your hand and lead you through the process, to help narrow down your preferences. Most girls have an amazing range of things they can do, so it might be sensible to ask them about things which you are interested in seeing to reduce the time it uses for you to make a choice.

Your Many Options

A webcam sex chat girl can do many things, potentially more than you were expecting. You might for example ask for the classic striptease dance performed by a single girl, or instead you might request some girl-on-girl action with toys, bondage, and maybe even some fantasy role-play. Like mentioned before, the list of things girls can do is pretty in depth, so maybe it would be an excellent idea to make your choices before going into talk. Most models have a good profile description with their likes and dislikes and or their kinky attributes so choice is yours!

Behaving Correctly

This is a big factor and will go a good distance toward making the show more pleasurable. Don't remind the performer that you are paying by the minute, and remember to use courteous expressions like "could you", "please", or "would you kindly" for instance. Desist from giving orders unless you have established with the chat girl that it actually turns you on and you aren't a jerk.
Don't ask a girl to cyber with you while you're a free guest. Not only can she not know if you are the legal age, you cannot expect her to do something she gets paid for, for free.

Don't fall in love

This a simple yet important rule. Do not fall in love with a webcam model. Models are models. Most of the time, they do this for a living and some of them are real good at it too! Dont get caught up in the fantasy to a point where your reality is her. There are so many beautiful models to choose from with so many different personalities.No one is stopping you from having your favorites (hope i will be one of them!) just make sure your favorite isnt tearing you away from all the other possibilities!

Webcam Fails

Being a model isn't always a piece of cake! Once in a while a model will screw up and when she does, if one of her fans is online and fast to video capture, a video of her/his and her/his fail will be online in a matter of minutes. Ive seen some models fall asleep while chatting, drink too much, dance and fall off the bed or even just simply leave with the camera still streaming. So many possibilities for a webcam chat to go wrong, here are a few examples :
Sexy Webcam Fail
WEBCAM FAIL EPIC
TOP3 : Girls caught on Webcam Fail
EPIC CAM GIRL CRYING
and of course one of my favorites :
Web cam fail Tits crashed

As a Model

So you think you want to be a webcam model like me? Every webcam site has a registration zone. Some sites are very demanding and some less, but you will have to sign up with your real identity which of course will be hidden for no eyes to see besides yours and the their administration. If you want to be a Live free fun model like me, you can sign up directly on their website in the become a model zone. You can choose to be a model on any site you desire, just make sure you make the right choice the first time because sometimes the process might take a little while.

So now you know the basics and know how to webcam sex like a pro with the girl of your dreams, so no more excuses! Hope you join me on my adventure as a webcam girl and I want you love me so much that you come back to me for more and more ;)
Chat naughty with me here and let me show you a great time!
Kelly Love
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