Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, April 22, 2013

10 Pickup Lines that Will Get you Laid

How to approach women and get noticed

It’s so important to meet women as often as you can. Some people wait for the opportunities to fall into their laps, and even then they are too shy to act on it. How many times have you been in line at a grocery store, doing your laundry or reading at the library when a very interesting girl catches your eye? And what happens when that woman, who is naturally drawn to you asks you a question? Most guys freeze up because they are completely unprepared, or they get freaked out because it’s been too long, or because of some other excuse.


Don’t miss out on another opportunity to talk to a girl.Dating is somewhat of a numbers game. The more you try, the better your chances at finding the right one. That’s where these pickup lines come in handy. Now please, don’t view these as your typical one liners. These are more like conversation starters. The idea is to get the girl to respond positively and hopefully stick around long enough to give you her BBM pin or add you to her contacts.


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1. “Hi there! I have to tell you, that is a beautiful bracelet. I’d love to get one like it for my date tomorrow night.” Once she tells you where she got it, ask her to be your date. She’ll be flattered that you appreciate her great taste and it’s a bonus that you’re also interested in her.


2. “Who is your dentist? You have the most beautiful smile.” This is a great compliment to show her you appreciate a woman who takes care of her teeth and also that you like her smile. Listen to her answer and keep eye contact to keep the conversation going.
3. “Can I use your pen? I’d really like to get your number.” If suddenly her pen stops working, improvise! Save her number in your cell phone or memorize it if you have to. You can write it down later when you get the chance.


4. “Hi, nice to see you! You’re so pretty – you look like my next girlfriend.” If she has a sense of humour, she’ll get a kick out of this one. Keep going with a compliment. Tell her what attracted you to go over and speak to her. Girls respond to honesty and humour.


5. “Do you think I can get your number, when you have a minute?” This lets her know that you don’t want to intrude on her time. She’s probably busy, but let her know that you’ll wait for her if you have to. Tell her that you couldn’t let this great opportunity pass.
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6. “I’ve never seen anyone like you before. Where do you come from?” This one works really well on women who are exotic looking. Tell her how different she looks and how refreshing it is to see her. She will love hearing that you notice her and appreciate that she is unique.


7. “I see you like milk. I know an Italian place that makes the best Alfredo sauce that I would love to take you to – When are you free?” This one’s a bit long, so make sure that you pause to get her reactions before you rattle the whole thing off. She will be impressed that you want to set a date sometime soon and will already start considering your offer.


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8. “I can’t believe I didn’t see you until now. Let me make it up to you over coffee later today?” This line is perfect if you see a girl who looks busy and is about to disappear from your life. She will be intrigued by what you have to say, so make sure that you tell her why you two had to meet.


9. “You have the most incredible hair. What do you say to showing it off while dancing with me tonight?” She’ll be happy about the compliment, but make sure that you keep the conversation going. Ask her about her favourite music and clubs in the area, and then bring focus back to your date.


10. “Sweetheart, do you think you could take a chance on me? I feel so lucky to have met you.” This one works great for the girl that believe in chance and destiny. If she smiles or gives you any type of encouragement, remember to follow up with an offer to spend time together, like going for a walk, going to an art gallery, catching the local pee-wee baseball game, or any other fun activity you had in mind.


Stick to these lines and feel free to improvise and have fun! Just make sure that you don’t wait too long to get around to asking her out. She will see that you’re not very serious if you don’t propose a date. Become a date magnet and don’t let any girl slip through your fingers again.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

ORGASMS WANTED


For me, an orgasm is one of the most important parts of a day. It’s the moment that you release what’s all tensed up inside and let out any sexual frustrations you might have. The orgasm is a wonderful thing and it’s sad to think that some people have no clue of how powerful it can really be.
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I for one try and masturbate every day. I know it’s not the ideal situation but I don’t have a dick on hand to satisfy me each and every time I have a sexual urge. Of course I do prefer the warmth of a real person female or male but I can easily take care of myself…I’ve got toys for that ;)
So to all you orgasm lovers out there I wish you an awesome orgasm and I hope that you all are sexually satisfied because if you aren’t than you must be pretty tense people! There’s nothing like an orgasm to make you relax.
Here is some excellent fapping material for you all and I hope you cum as hard as I have today because an orgasm a day keeps the anxiety away!
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Saturday, April 6, 2013

ALYSSA BRANCH TEEN BLOND SUCKS DICK IN PUBLIC!


TEEN BLOND GIVES AWESOME BLOW JOB

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So I stumbled upon Alyssa this bad ass blond teen that loves to suck dick where ever she is! A car, a grocery store, a park, nothing is too much for this horny teen. She definitely got my attention with that seductive smile and perfectly curled hair. Her perfect body and perky tits make me want to put on my strap on and give her what she deserves. Plus she has the voice of an angel so who wouldn't drop to their knees for her?
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I’ve created a few gifs of her from the video I downloaded from the website so you all could enjoy this beautiful girl’s blow job talents without having to find the naughty video. I really wish she would give up porn and become a webcam girl so I could get her all to myself…yeah I know I’m selfish…wouldn’t you be?
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

NAUGHTY PORN GIF COLLECTION

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NAUGHTY PORN GIF WORLD

There is nothing I love more than a hot and naughty porn gif! I used to look at all the gifs and wonder who actually spends time doing these. There kind of like mini movies! You take the best of a movie or video and it’s just repeated into infinity! Best of both worlds isn’t it!
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PORN GIFS EVERYWHERE

I then started seeing porn gifs everywhere. I remember thinking to myself, wow, free porn! I have to honestly say that I did masturbate to a few (ok maybe a lot) of them and really loved the whole idea of the gifs. When I was watching porn videos I then started to imagine gifs everywhere. Oh this could be a nice gif and then this too could be a great one and all I could see was the infinite possibilities!

WHERE TO FIND PORN GIFS

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I started searching the internet for the most amazing and hottest porn gifs there was so I could build myself a nice collection. Of course Google is a great place to start but the searching never ends. I found many porn gifs on tumblr but I’m still kinda mad at them for shutting down my account and I just can’t bring myself to go there anymore! So then I found the ultimate resource. Yes I did and well probably most of you already know but on reddit there are many porn gifs subreddits to look through. My favorite subreddit is definitely NSFW_GIF Here you will find, dare I say, millions of gifs. Ok not all of them are incredible and there is a lot of repeats but it’s a great place to go when you’re looking for a fast boner and a quick fap. On my part I’m kinda getting tired of the same old gifs coming up to the front page. This is the main reason I sought to make my own hot and porny gifs! I then tried to post my own gifs, but the reddit community does not seem to like me very much but who cares right? I do it for me. I find the best of what I love and just loop it into forever!

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN AMAZING PORN GIF

Well the best place to start off is of course a YouTube tutorial. This is the easiest and most efficient way to learn how to create an easy and fast gif. I personally use Photoshop because I already knew how to use it and it was easier for me to do it with this program. Make sure that when you export it. It should not be heavier than 300 K . Most sites will only accept gifs under this size. So don’t waste your time with high quality stuff it will just be too heavy for the web.

MY NAUGHTY PORN GIFS

So some of my favorite videos are with two girls bye the name of Bella and Yuggi. Yes you heard right, Yuggi. These two little emo French Canadians really know how to make my panties wetter than ever. The first time I saw one of their videos was on Dachix . I watched it twice, then three times and then I thought yeah! Awesome porn gif material! I then screen shot the video (want to know how and keep your favorite videos forever? Check it out here! ) Then I use total video to gif 2 to send my video into frames. So much fun to make and oh so much better to watch! There are tons of tutorials out there in so many different languages it’s almost impossible for you not to understand how to make your own gifs. I make my own now and get so much more attention!

So now you know my secret on where I get my naughty porn gifs! Welcome to my gif loving world! Try and make your own. Get your favorite part of a movie immortalized in an awesome gif and share it with the world! You will never be bored with over used gifs again!



Monday, December 10, 2012

CHRISTMAS PORN


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Christmas is around the corner and who says Christmas says Christmas porn. Oh yeah, girls with antlers and guys with elf shoes really turn me on! Haven’t you ever had any Christmas fantasies? Haven’t you ever seen yourself fucking Mrs. Clause from behind? Don’t you want to jingle your bells on her oh so jolly ass? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me, I won’t tell Santa and you'll still get your Christmas present under your naughty tree!


I LOVE CHRISTMAS

I really love Christmas with a passion. I love the continuous smell of gingerbread cookies, the white lights in every tree and the awesome ambiance that floats around everywhere I go. Everyone is in a good mood and the porn is fantastic. The little red hats on dicks and heads and jingle bells everywhere you go! I usually search for mistletoes everywhere hoping to steal a kiss from the person under it. Imagine stranger’s faces in stores when I grab them and plant a huge wet kiss on their lips. I really wish I could kiss more than their lips sometimes but that might get their wife jealous and since its Christmas I don’t want to kill the mood. It’s too bad because they could probably learn a little from my kissing skills.

NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS PARTY

Every year I keep hoping someone will invite me to one of their parties. I’m not talking about those boring family gatherings; I’m talking about the naughty, drink till you fuck Christmas party. Kind of like the one you end up having at work where the eggnog filled secretary will blow the boss in his office while his wife is in the storage room getting banged by the cute delivery boy. You know the ones where everyone comes back to work a few days later with their heads between their legs hoping everyone else forgot what happened at the party. I desperately want to be invited this year. I really need a good office bang. Fun times!



SEXY SANTA

funny christmas porn There is something really exciting about Santa Claus. Oh yeah, I’ll sit on Santa’s knees anytime he wants me to and he can jingle my bells all he wants. Ok, we all know it’s not about the presents or the reindeer. Maybe it’s the fact that he wears that beard so well. Or maybe it’s just imagining what he could do with my juicy tight pussy when he wiggles his cute little red nose. If he can go around the world in one night than he can definitely do a number on me in 24 hours. Fuck the presents, anyways I’ve been a real bad girl and I’m probably on the naughty list. I bet Santa is a naughty boy just like all the others. He’s a man, he has needs too and I bet Mrs. Claus won’t do the half of what I could do. Maybe Santa should see other people, including me.

To all you naughty people on Christmas I want to wish you all happy holidays and don’t forget to tape your hot office amateur Christmas porn because here’s a girl just aching to be a part of it! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fuck!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

SEXY HALLOWEEN ZOMBIE PORN CONTEST




Welcome to our ZOMBIE COCK-TAIL costume contest! Show Yourself!!

 Hello all you sexy people! Halloween is just around the corner and we want to see your sexy costumes! Zombies, monsters, witches, super heroes are all welcome as long as they are sexy and make us horny. All applications will be considered!

You have until the 31st of October 2012 to upload your picture to any one of your social networks (tumblr, blogger, twitter, facebook, flicker etc.) Copy and paste the official Halloween contest text to your picture and then send us the web address of your sexy Halloween post by email or to one of our networks! We will be waiting for all your sexy posts and the winner will be spoiled by Staci Malo and myself with an official post of your picture to all our social networks, and maybe if your sexy and original enough an official fan sign. With naughty love Kelly Love & Stacy Malo OFFICIAL SEXY HALLOWEEN ZOMBIE PORN CONTEST RULES (if rules are not followed exactly you will be disqualified from the contest)

 1) Copy and paste the following text to your picture submission: Hi Sweet gorgeous amazing Kelly Love and Staci Malo this is my sexy Halloween present for you. I want to win your sexy Halloween zombie porn contest! Pick me please!
2) DEADLINE : 31 October 2012 Midnight 12:00 am ( all submits sent after this exact date will be ignored)
3) SEND IN: Write to us with the web address (copy paste) of your sexy Halloween picture. At one of our naughty addresses : adalineyanes@yahoo.com jerlenemcdevitt@yahoo.com 4) Wait and see who the winner is!! (We will be posting the winner on November 1st the first day of the month of the dead!)

You will find the winning picture here: http://realkellylove.tumblr.com/ http://stacimalo.tumblr.com/ http://moregirlsgonewild.blogspot.com/ http://containingnudity.blogspot.ca/ http://realkellylove.blogspot.ca/ http://mynaughtylittlesecret.blogspot.ca/ https://twitter.com/StaciMalo https://twitter.com/RealKellyLove http://www.facebook.com/RealKellyLove http://www.facebook.com/staci.malo AND MANY MORE OF OUR SEXY BLOGS AND OFFICIAL SOCIAL NETWORKS!!
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