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Showing posts with label laugh. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

PORN SAVES THE DAY! BEYONCÉ SUPERBOWL FAN FAIL

SUPERSTAR BEYONCE USES LOOK-A-LIKE DRAG QUEEN TO PERFORM HER SHOWS?

At this year’s super bowl we had the honor of having Beyoncé (or so we thought) as the superstar guest of the biggest game of the year. Unfortunately, it has been rumored that Beyoncé became sick a few hours before the show and decided to use her drag queen stunt double to perform the show in her place. We really hope so!  As they say the show must go on. 

With a contract weighing in at millions of dollars and a new album on the way Beyoncé did not want to miss her chance at this glorious exposure. Unfortunately, the big screens captured unflattering and well let’s face it, simply ugly shots of the R&B goddess. Thousands upon thousands of pictures where captured and people on the social Medias have been having a hoot exploiting these insulting and images of the famous Beyoncé.

On social platforms such as reddit, imgur, facebook you can see Beyoncé as Hulk, a weight lifter, Dr Zoidberg, a wrestling queen, a transformer, a warrior, whatever you can imagine, someone has probably thought of it.

Undeniably, Beyoncé is one of the most beautiful women to walk the planet. Maybe this is the reason for so much slander. She is such a beautiful accomplished woman who is just as normal as all of us after all. Wow, Beyoncé is a human who also has her bad moments, who would have thought?  Doesn’t that make everyone feel better? We love Beyoncé and even if her publicist does his best to stalk the internet and ask that every single picture of her be taken down he is just adding gas to the fire. Plus, you can’t win against the internet. All that’s left is to let it go, anyways, what a great free promo! People of the world are uniting to make the funniest montages of Beyoncé and well laughter is the best medicine right? I don’t think that anyone will think less of her because of these unfitting pictures. We love her for her music and personality not her weightlifting and window washing skills. 



Tuesday, February 12, 2013

INNOCENT VALENTINES DAY CARDS GONE WILD


WEIRDEST VALENTINES DAY CARDS GONE WRONG WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, BAD CONCEPTION



Super mario valentines day cardIt’s that time of the year again where cherubs do their work and prick their tiny little arrows into the asses of unsuspecting people of this planet. It’s that time when restaurants are overflowing with mushy lovers and stores have every possible love trinket and card for sale. It’s that time where men have to think of a smart way to make an evening special for their loved one or else. It’s that time of the year where your wallet will take a beating if you want to please the person you are sharing this most amazing day with. Amazing day my ass. It’s like any other day of the year for people like me.

Funny Valentines day cards
Unfortunately for me these so-called Cherubs don’t seem to be around my part of the planet much. Either they entirely skip over my town or they simply all died of unsuccessful matches. I’ve been single for the past few years and it’s not because I decided on it, it just happens to be like that. I’m willing to bet that I’m not the only single one the planet hoping to spend all their money in one day on that special someone.

Funny Valentines day cards

I’ve been single yes, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been courted. Every year I receive a shit load of Valentine’s Day cards proclaiming their love to me. Regrettably, they are all certainly distasteful and from gents who only see me for the sex bomb I am. I grant some of them were funny but some were simply off the charts ridiculous. If you think you’re going to get me with a wacky Valentine’s Day card… then you may be right! I am feeling a little relationship desperate this time of year! Seeing all those couples kiss and smooch like there’s no tomorrow really seems to do a number on me. I used to always think that Valentine’s Day was a purely commercial holiday but after years of skipping this love filled day kind of makes me wonder what I am missing.

Valentine’s Day cards are most definitely the number one choice of gift on this special day dedicated to love. You probably have had your share of Valentines but I’m guessing you most likely never ever had any innocent Valentine’s Day cards gone wild like I have. I would love everyone to take a look and understand that these Valentines gone wrong are simply not the way to go when looking for something sweet to give your partner. You want your partner to be fucking you not kicking you out the door.
Funny Valentines day cards
I will be alone again on this overdone holiday so here is to another lonely year: Roses are red violets are blue, I’m all alone so fuck you. So happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there and may your Valentines be as crappy as mine and please feel free to share your favorite of these amazing Valentine’s Day Cards with the people you don’t love because they’re probably gonna get you the opposite of hot and heavy sex action.
Valentines day cards funny




Tuesday, November 13, 2012

You don’t even have to say please…





You don’t even have to say please…



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