THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER SAID IN PORN

I will be sharing with you some of the dumbest shit ever said said in porn! Because yes! It happens! Things like  Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens!! Yes, you heard me! It happens more often than you think! Some people are crazy, stupid, i m speechless to what some people say.  I will count them down from 9 all the way to the number one position. Please if you are a sensitive please be aware that some of this might be hard to hear and you should refrain from reading or watching the video below.

#9 '' I want to cut my fucking hand off and walk around like a fucking pirate. I just want to put my tongue deep inside that dirty asshole and taste all that fuckin shit. I feel like when i worked in the fuckin hospital and all the fucking old people shit in their pants all the time. Man they fuckin turn me on, it's just i wanna suck their assholes. Its a good thing with fucking old people in the hospital, they don't know anymore whats going on, nobody is believing them. You can do what-ever you want with them, you can fucking suck their cocks, you can lick their asses, you can throw up all over them, they don't care. Piss in their fucking drinks and they have to drink it. Yes nobody believes them...they are fucking old people...''

Why is she not in jail? Somebody call the police?

#8 ''You wanna fuck me like this while im lying underneath a horse? I big fucking horse cock, he's fucking uncut, droppin in my face'' ''Can you cum by thinking like that? Looks like it''  And then she cums...

What can i say other than WTF WTF WTF!!! Can a girl really cum by thinking about a horse? I can't  even believe that its true. I would rather think that it a lie because i do not understand what can go    through your mind to say something as nasty. 

#7 '' Wanna hear the dirtiest things that are on my mind?'' '' Yeah'' ''Ill tell you, it turns me on when brothers and sisters fuck, and one of the dirtiest things that has been on my mind...is I've always wanted to fuck my mom... i would love that, i would love if my mom fucked me!! '' 

ummmm speechless on this one, she should have stoped at '' Wanna hear the dirtiest things that are on my mind?'

#6 ''Lets talk about your baby'' ''Lets talk about the baby's daddy'' ''Yeah lets do that, whats his name? '' '' I don't know '' '' What's his race? '' '' Nigger '' 

First she is pregnant and about to shoot porn, second she is a vulgar future mommy, poor child.


#5 ''Would you fuck a Dog? '' Here is the thing, if i was, because im so submissive... if someone i was with in my relationship wanted me to and that turned them on, i would do it...''

Well i just learnt that submissive girls fuck dogs? Who says that? Isn't it illegal? If someone told you so   you would do it? Come on, how stupid are you? If the person in your relationship told you to burn your          hair off, would you do it?

#4 '' If i was pregnant right now, i could rip that kid right out of my stomach...''

Here is a huge WTF!! Who says something like that? Is that supposed to be hot or sexy or what ever? I would like to see the face of the guy who is fucking her!! Wait...was fucking her!!

#3 '' How big does this thing get? ''  Here you are to find out'' '' Wait!! We have to, i didn't see his HIV test''

Wow, hilarious! Don't you think you should have asked before the whole crew got ready and started shooting? Great job on wasting peoples time!

#2 ''Ok, I was abused as a child'' '' And you kinda liked it why? '' '' Well if someones gonna eat your pussy it gonna feel good''

Seriously? WTF world are we living in? I really hope that she is lying because that's just really sad. Poor girl. Has anybody told her that that kind of behavior is not accepted?

#1 ''When was the first time you had anal sex?'' ''When i was 8 years old, my Step dad fucked me in the ass ''

Omg, wtf? This is why it is number one...You do realize you are on camera and that what you are talking about is illegal right? Some fucked up people.

 So that's it. This is the dumbest shit ever said in porn. Where you expecting this? I definitely was not.  Sometimes people are pretty fucked up. Are you fucked up?  There is a lot more and ill compile some more and write another article about it later. I might add bloopers to it next time ;) Please join my blog and stay posted for more articles from me  Kelly Love and don't worry I'm not the type to say that kinda shit when you'll see my on my livefreefun webcam !!


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